(Note: This is how it was originally written so anything different in the live battle was improvised, especially the third round where Anygma forgot one important scheme and jumbled up the order of his ending lines.)
Round 1:
You know how I know you’re not a real Filipino?
You’re not just a fat American, but you’re also a fucking fat Filipino
But for real though
Fuck your fob-hating upbringing, you should get stomped straight to oblivion
For thinking you’re some hard Asian, mudslinging our race for its rough English
If only you would partake of enough wisdom you would not save such opinions
Cos your scarred neighbors were no different from your mom and pops’ choppy language when they first lived here
Your large frame that’s equipped with a lard brain must be a hindrance
In being at least half-heartedly thankful you were given a better starting place for you to finish
It would be smart changing that dulled vision if you act like a green card ain’t a fucking privilege
Especially since American really means y’all were part alien to begin with
Of starvation, you have no inkling, you weren’t farm raised so what’s up with this pig’s pen
No walk of fame on that one strip but he’ll be stargazing when I jump kick him
Teeth will part ways with blood trickling down his shocked face and slumped lips
Looking like Art Blakey when he’s drug tripping
So try and diss real Filipino shit
You don’t know what survival really means
Never dug a hole to shit in the jungle and wipe your ass with a leaf
You couldn’t improvise everything that you would need from a tree
You haven’t opened a bottle cap with your muthafuckin’ teeth
You’d probably rip your hair out if you lost electricity for a week
You are what you eat and all your shit weak, can’t even develop immunity to diseases
I bet you couldn’t cook or stomach an adobo made from a janitor fish or even zombie pieces
Never hustled on the streets, scuffled with police, get busted just for weed
You don’t know what survival really means, I dare you to try drunk and high driving a motorcycle in the Philippines
Yeah, y’all got drive-bys
Back home we don’t even need guns, every day you can die right when any vehicle drives by
So get it straight homes, it’s peso, not pay-so
Your name should be Predo and not Frey-do
If you ever came home, I’d introduce you to real Predos to make you feel safe yo but you’d still be afraid though
Fuck Fredo, and Fuck J-Pro, but J-Pro helped me with my visa and married a Filipina
So now he’s cool based on my say-so
You’re in quite a predicament, for all those years of trying to fit in
With your rhyming style considered slightly more interesting
Cos it doesn’t remind them of flip shit so they’re surprised by your pigment
Acting like you got no pride in your kinsmen
You’ve picked your side, you might as well drop the hyphenated description
Then FlipTop goes wild on the internet and all of a sudden he’s dying to visit
Prying for riches on top of a hotel plus I have to buy him a ticket
As if we owe you some type of recognition when you, out of all these sly little bitches
Who have never provided assistance should know better than to try and swipe a slice of the pie from our kitchen
But I guess when you’re sired by an immigrant, have no diet restrictions, live life like the sky is the limit
And hasn’t had the tiniest glimpse of what it’s like to persist in the dire conditions of the islands you’ve relinquished
Let alone rise from the trenches and build an empire from the pillage
Then you grow up to be an oversized, inconsiderate, conniving, insipid
Slimy, opportunistic, bribed politician looking-ass muthafuckin dipshit
Your anatomical design is inconsistent
You’re actually the giant of midgets
And you got a digestive system that makes you fart silent but liquid
You don’t know back home shit cos your American eyes can’t envision things outside the world that you’re living in
And I’m not even nationalistic yet I know both local and American shit
Not cos I’m Americanized, but cos, of the world, I’m a citizen
So fuck whatever you’re speaking, I don’t need you to give me a reason to rip you to pieces
Shit, even the embassy in Manila didn’t put a check on business or leisure
Since they knew I’d represent all of our people who’d really kill for a visa
Round 2:
Storing weight is an enormous waste (waist) and sorta’ strange if you’re poor in taste
If a four bar multi joke that ends with a simile is all he chases then I can’t support your statements
If you insist that shit’s more than basic, then you’re fucking with yourself and that’s an orgy ain’t it?
And with that size you put the four in fornicating
Fuck Fredo Algebra I don’t have to further explore your nature
Even your corny alias is formulaic
You’ve referenced the Hoffa punch separately in two battles, and still the punchline in both wouldn’t land
So I don’t even need algebra in proving that your stupid ass couldn’t do the math
But what prevents fat old Fred Algebra from being one of the west chapter’s best rappers?
I mean, he’s got vet status and sometimes his pen: savage, I guess man’s really just lacking that X-factor
He tries to perfect his syllable count, but he doesn’t make his syllables count like you’ve switched them around
Using numbers to solve for letters, no wonder Fredo’s Algebra couldn’t figure shit out
Shit’s tragic, thought he’d make big numbers off hit classics
If he called his album “arithmetic”
They thought they became cooler when they named their crew “Great Muta”
I don’t care if you took that from some wrestler, in Tagalog that means y’all literally giant eye boogers
Great Muta… y’all some lame putas
If y’all weren’t gay, y’all would be straight losers
You said in an interview, your clique picked Great Muta cos of his signature move
And that y’all represent the green poison mist that he spits at dudes so
Since rappers spit, and you’re a rapper, and Great Muta spits poison, yeah, I get it, cool
There’s an ocean of creativity and y’all picked to swim in the kiddie pool
It’s not original and hardly an inch removed from the physical act of spitting
Dude y’all might as well have called yourselves the “Poison Spitting Crew”
Then all of a sudden you made a backronym for MUTA, “Most Unstoppable Team Around”
As if that really was the initial definition y’all had meant to use, that shit is stupid
Is that supposed to get us spooked?
How can you be ignorant of us and think that we still all live in nipa huts
When you’ve got more than just Filipino blood, shit he evolved from a coconut
He did evolve from a coconut, check his genetics
Brown, round, dirty husk euphemizing his chin size
And get him to open up and it’s all white on the inside
See he doesn’t exactly walk and talk Caucasian but he’s a cocky Asian
The wigger type, got white washed with low quality paint and a faulty paintbrush
I always knew the states was a melting pot of races but
Brown boy wannabe the black wannabe of whites? That’s darned amazing!
So I discovered that the only reason why you’ve never thought of coming back to the motherland
You’re already fucking fat, but your mum so fat, your mother’s land, what’s up with that?
You should get an award for best reluctant over-actor, check him chuckle at his own jokes after
In an attempt to cover up his character
Trying hard to pretend you’re not trying hard when all your impressions are always directed at the camera
But I do commend that one time you didn’t look amateur
When you embraced your whiteness, couldn’t guard the wall
And couldn’t walk any farther in Game of Thrones, that was pretty accurate
Besides the acting stuff, I heard he’s an environmental fashion buff
He uses recyclable material, was inspired by his slimy massive jugs and put out a line “Fredo’s Algae Bras”
And when I say your clothes are tight it’s only cos of your body type and that’s all besides the Hiphop sizing
If I had a penny for every free hiphop shirt I’ve taken home since, I’d be so rich
But I don’t give a fuck about clothes bitch, I got my own fits
And y’all are just keeping up with the joneses
I donate my wardrobe to broke kids and the homeless
The clothes don’t make the man but it will help make you a grown pig
If y’all haven’t noticed he looks exactly like popo, shit
You just need the uniform, I’m sure you’ve already got the donuts
So go pretend your clothes are fresh and hope it sells but it won’t make cents/sense
Cos no amount of thorough threads will ever make you thorough bred/bread
Round 3:
If you’re clearly opposed to being brand stamped as some kind of nerd
Why’d you say “lyrical flow” in your team backpack cypher verse?
How’d you even get votes, your shit was ass crack as far as I’m concerned
Ranked seventeen in the polls? You must have had some real G’s ransack cyber turf
“Here we go with the critical blow, it’s like I fed my lyrical flow with miracle grow”
Here we go with the critical blow?!? It’s like I fed my lyrical flow… with miracle grow?
I’m insisting to know, were you also “flippin a dippin” a scroll and was it spiritual though?
And putting miracle grow on your lyrical flow means you’ve admitted it openly, your skill is artificially honed
You said you’re a mix of Thesaurus and Diz, so you’re another stereotypical clone
Your shit is exposed, think your syllable’s dope with your simpleton prose
When you’re only as intricately woven as some kid skipping a rope
Getting stuck in the Ground Zero League must’ve been painful,
Compare our records and it’s bad enough that I was paid to slay fool,
But before this, among a bunch of other no-names dudes, you had to battle Pariah, Joe Cutter,
And were supposed to battle Manik, god damn it, the organizers must really hate you
And whether or not your wild imagination helps
Having said all that fat shit against Reverse Live, you must really hate yourself
I guess we have to accept the fact that you’re just too fat to embrace yourself
I’ve read harder instruction manuals than you, and he’s worried I know this
When it’s not his turn, observe him real closely
Pacing with such a concerned, nervous emotion like his burger was stolen
I can tell you’re a fat boy with chicken legs and wanna get fatter only so you can think of more chicken when
You see your legs become thicker chicken legs
And here’s one of his best quotes against Rone
“I’m not A-Class, DNA, Caustic, or any other fucker that you lost to”
So if you’re not like the people whom you claim beat Rone,
Then that means you took a loss too, and guess what he lost too
Fuckin’ worthless bitch
I make people feel smart when my verse proves things and their worldview’s fixed
You make people feel smart cos you’re stupid
See I’d rather have an uncommon accent and be subtitled
Than be the fat kid who’s self-entitled
Even if I’m someone’s genuine idol, I picked the stress and trials
To perfect a cycle wherein it’s just an extra prize to beget the title
As opposed to being the guy that expects they like you
Tryna clown on me when your rounded cheeks amount to greed
From devouring pounds of beef and yours is the only mouth you feed
Let’s see you house emcees, wake up every day to think about the scene and how it should be
Help out careers regardless of how you actually sound to me
Get the local hiphop to live out their dreams and even if I personally never put out CDs
Bitch, all of that is what I’m proud to be
So don’t even test, saying I’m not tight just tightens the rope on your neck
My opus has wrecked all sorts of notions and expectations
It’s no exaggeration that your own kinfolk have already checked
Even my footnotes so foot soldier better show some respect
You’ve been wishing for vacation so here goes the arrangement,
I got a million folks just waiting for me to put dinner on the table
So this pig gets shown the blade from my scribbled notes’ paper
Cut through skin, all folded layers into strips and flown in crates,
Even the Muslims will throw me thanks for bringing home the bacon
And yo, win or lose, FlipTop 470 million views
It took you 30 plus battles to total a million views
Well isn’t that cute