Verse 1:
Ever since 1991 hanggang ngayon I stayed humble
Pero pag inapi ako, get ready to rumble
I'm minding my own biz, wala na sa showbiz
Pero forget comedy, kasi hindi ko na matiis
Na may mga ilan na nagmamaang-maangan
They say I'm nobody at sila'y nagtatawanan
Get off my back, you fucking disease
Mga trying hard Pinoys to my displease
What's my name? A-N-D-R-E-W E
Nine platinum records, aha that's me
At ikaw, meron ka "wala" oh wala pala
Kaya know me first at 'wag kang tatanga-tanga
At don't tell me "Who the fuck is he?"
22 blockbuster movies
Excuse me, magtatanong ka pa kung bakit
I'm more popular than you think so fuck it
Chorus (2x):
Andrew E.
Say what?
You don't know me
My name is on newspapers and on tv
Verse 2:
Mas inaapi ako the more mayabang I become
Here I come, here I come, here I here I come come
You say I'm panget pero bat ka nagagalit
Pag kinuha ko girlfriend mo, you will say "Oh shit"
Oh shit talaga kaya ilayo mo na
Baka pag natikman ako, sakin siya sumama
Coz I'm hot like pizza, I taste like pasta
Vermicelli, Tagliatelli, Putanesca
Putrages ka kung balikbayan ka, don't try
I'll screw your girl in front of your own two eyes
And she'll be back to you and tell you "I love you"
But she ain't gonna tell you what she did to Andrew
But you will never make puna
Dine-date mo pero nilawayan ko na
Kaya excuse me, magtatanong ka pa kung bakit
I'm more popular than that so fuck it
Repeat chorus (4x)
Verse 3:
You can DJ, talk shit, you can brag and boast
You can rap, rap, and rap but you can't come close
So here's a toast, sa mga bobong tulad mo
Hihip-hop hip-hop, pero hip-hop kuno
Every Friday nasa Fashion Café
Nakikipag-lips to lips sa mga mukhang gay
At ang nakakalungkot, take note
Puting polo, every week yun ang suot
Palagi niya kong tinitingnan
At sa chick ko naglalaway ang tanginang 'yan
At siya'y napapabulong
Kasi mga chick niyang dala mga mukhang katulong
Nanlalaki ang mata, well, dilat na dilat
How the hell an ugly guy get a girl like that
It's because, stupid morons, you don't know me
Stupid morons, my name is Andrew E.
Repeat chorus (11x)
