Verse 1:
Say hello to the fuck you up specialist
Let me stick my hand in my buttcrack and shake your hand with it
My attitude is not to be reckoned with
I'm so much of an asshole, I'ma pick a fight with a pregnant chick
But I'm really a gentleman
When it comes to ladies, my moves are excellent
Like the time I raped a feminist
The next morning, I told her "go make me a sandwich, bitch"
YO! From the get go, I'm really retarded
Babysit kids then make em see porn flicks
And I'ma take a bath in a puddle of horse shit
Then shove your motherfucking face into my armpits
I'm what they call a bastard
Imma Fart on ya bitch's face while she toss my salad
Fuck forgive and forget, I'll bury the hatchet
If it’s gonna be in the chest of you faggots
Chorus:
If you're soft and you're extra sensitive
And if you're dumb and you lack intelligence
You getcha ass kicked 'til ya breathless, bitch
Courtesy of the fuck you up specialist (2x)
If you a bitch, I’m here to fuck you up
Got a tight pussy? I'm here to fuck you up
Tell ya mom that, i'm here to fuck you up
I was born just to fuck you up
Verse 2:
In rap battles, I'm murderous
My perfectness with verses will merk you bitch
Step into the ring with me, I'ma serve you quick
then ima punch you in the face when its your turn to spit
I'll hurt you kid, i don't need to show you proof
I'll plant explosives in ya vocal booth
Throw me a guest spot. You'll get what you're asking for
I'll lay a verse about how really wack you are
I'll burn your CD and make money off of it
Go to ya concert and sell it to your audience
and on some derogatory shit
I'll take a huge dump on stage while you're performing bitch
It's obvious that my flow's cruel
how do I spell faggot, Y-O-U
Yall suckers still got no clue
I got the world on my palms. So technically, I own you
Chorus:
If you're soft and you're extra sensitive
And if you're dumb and you lack intelligence
You getcha ass kicked 'til ya breathless, bitch
Courtesy of the fuck you up specialist (2x)
If you an emcee, Im here to fuck you up
Your fanbase, I'm here to fuck you up
Ya whole crew, i'm here to fuck you up
I was born just to fuck you up
Verse 3:
I'm just too much
Of a rude fuck even I'm astounded
So I'll fuck you up
And you aint gonna do shit about it
I spit that foul shit on purpose
Beat the shit out of a crippled muthafucka with his own crutches
And dress up like extremist muslims
Strapped to a bomb during sunday church service
The country's worthless. Sad but true
I'll find Manny Pacman and stab that dude
Fuck pinoy pride, bitch. I just laugh at you
And burn the Philippine flag live on channel 2
If you're sensitive, look away
And If you find me offensive, you're fucking gay
Ya'll forgot I'm independent in this fucking game
Fuck your feelings i'll say what I wanna say
Chorus:
If you're soft and you're extra sensitive
And if you're dumb and you lack intelligence
You getcha ass kicked 'til ya breathless, bitch
Courtesy of the fuck you up specialist (2x)
Your family, I'm here to fuck you up
The city you rep, I'm here to fuck you up
The whole planet, I’m here to fuck you up
I was born just to fuck you up